I have decided some stereotypes will never die.

I have decided that American forecasters are inferior to Haitian forecasters.

I have decided there is nothing more terrifying than a spanish-speaking clown with judo skills.

I have decided there is a new standard for die-hard sports fans.

I have decided that kissing your opponent is poor strategy in hand-to-hand combat.

I have decided I am going to high five no matter what.

I have decided that I have never laughed harder. Ok, maybe once. But still.

I have decided it is only a matter of time.

I have decided that everyone should do a Star Wars impression when being tazed.

I have decided Barkley is to golf, as Obama is to bowling.

I have decided that this may possibly be the greatest song of all time.

I have decided that this guy is cooler than me too.

I have decided that this guy is a lot cooler than me.

I have decided to not flatuate around infants.

I have decided Kobe jumps higher than most.

I have decided to never eat a habanero pepper.

I have decided I was wrong; sometimes talking animals are just downright creepy.

I have decided I will not bow to any sponsor.

I have decided to ask an important question.

I have decided talking animals are always funny.