I have decided some stereotypes will never die.

April 20, 2008


I have decided that American forecasters are inferior to Haitian forecasters.

April 18, 2008


I have decided there is nothing more terrifying than a spanish-speaking clown with judo skills.

April 18, 2008


I have decided there is a new standard for die-hard sports fans.

April 18, 2008


I have decided that kissing your opponent is poor strategy in hand-to-hand combat.

April 17, 2008


I have decided I am going to high five no matter what.

April 16, 2008


I have decided that I have never laughed harder. Ok, maybe once. But still.

April 16, 2008


I have decided it is only a matter of time.

April 16, 2008


I have decided that everyone should do a Star Wars impression when being tazed.

April 16, 2008


I have decided Barkley is to golf, as Obama is to bowling.

April 14, 2008


I have decided that this may possibly be the greatest song of all time.

April 13, 2008


I have decided that this guy is cooler than me too.

April 13, 2008


I have decided that this guy is a lot cooler than me.

April 13, 2008


I have decided to not flatuate around infants.

April 13, 2008


I have decided Kobe jumps higher than most.

April 13, 2008


I have decided to never eat a habanero pepper.

April 9, 2008


I have decided I was wrong; sometimes talking animals are just downright creepy.

April 9, 2008


I have decided I will not bow to any sponsor.

April 9, 2008


I have decided to ask an important question.

April 9, 2008


I have decided talking animals are always funny.

April 8, 2008