I have decided on a new alias for when I go bowling.

I have decided that maybe Hawaiian Punch should look here for their next ad campaign.

I have decided that buhlud.

I have decided the people at Chevy are crazy if they think I’d prefer their Aveo to a breakdancing transformer.

I have decided I’ll stick with Continental.

Seriously.

I have decided Koreans are much more civil when it comes to baseball brawls.

I have decided I need to investigate more exciting ways to get dressed.

I have decided someone needs a time out.

I have decided if you can’t run the coffee maker, you can’t run the country.

I have decided their running is better than my running.

I have decided they may need to enlarge those masks.

I have decided any candidate with 3-point range and passing skills at least deserves serious consideration.

I have decided that every breath we drew was Hallelujah.

I have decided that Andy McKee is win.

I have decided that if Dan or Brian wont post this, I will.

I have decided I should stop complaining about spiders.

I have decided that this will be a defining characteristic of summer 2008.

I have decided toxic waste, dangerous as it may be, can produce interesting things.

I have decided we’re not gonna do that.

I have decided that few people have inspired me more.